I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy, he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was crazy and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out....Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I cheerfully jumped down from the ceiling and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?!" She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!!"
So do you think it would work …
