Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. - Kin Hubbard
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen
We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine. - H. L. Mencken
